Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their...

By Pissedoff777 - 12/08/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML

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Friday 12 August 2011 11:55

How sweet of him :)

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So, does it?

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1966mustanggt350 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 3:09

thats cool

brunettegurly 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 5:27

gotta love fruity sperm

urkiddingright 3

Sunday 14 August 2011 7:28

what will it take for you to dump him?

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 15 August 2011 0:44

Romance? That's not romance! To impress my ladies I eat 6 boxes of Skittles and chase it down with a large jug of prune juice. Nothing says "I love you" like surprising her by farting out a rainbow.

mars1505 4

Monday 15 August 2011 8:24

how did he "find out" it made the taste better?

rockmehard 4

Monday 15 August 2011 9:00

Wow. That's really sad that that's the most romantic thing he's ever done. Very sad.

workaholik 0

Monday 15 August 2011 13:57

I can count on one had how many times I've gone in my wife's mouth. We've been married for 7 years. I make sure to keep "it" cleaned and washed and eat fruit like crazy just for the simple chance she'll do it again...