Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought...

By crazygirl - 29/10/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML

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Thursday 29 October 2009 16:07

With the note attached: "Why are you fooling with cheap plastic crap that takes AA batteries? Get the stainless-steel Electrodong 5200 that requires 240V, 3-phase AC power. The Advanced G-spot Location Technology is worth it! Love, Mom"

epicwinmaster 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 23:56

"its not like you havent touched your moms ****** before" im not sure if that was said as a joke? or wtf...

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athiest_pope 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 14:58

cool parents

bobmandude 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:13

That is just wrong!

fakepolice 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:03

I say a smell test is in order... blah

Superawesomestev 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:26

taste it? maybe mom used it on dad?

TriniRockStar 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:59

hope they didn't use it

perdix 29

Thursday 29 October 2009 16:07

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 29 October 2009 16:12

P.S. Cables and the lawn mower are in the garage.

perdix 29

Thursday 29 October 2009 17:42

Mom has a diesel-powered generator for back-up, because they don't have a permit from the Electric Co. to use the Electrodong during peak hours. It causes local brownouts.