Work: Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft....

By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 10:30 - United States - Beaumont

Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML

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Silly_Lilly6969 23

Tuesday 2 April 2013 16:25

Wow that's really immature of him. But congrats on killing the Boss!!

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Threaten back to sue him for wrongful termination! Also, minecraft is a kickass game

Comments

alvin4676 7

Tuesday 2 April 2013 21:47

Sounds like Roosterteeth to me... Lol

Lordalucad 9

Tuesday 2 April 2013 21:47

Minecraft? Boss threatening to fire you (jokingly of course) over being killed? Texas? Sounds like Roosterteeth. Achievement Hunter if you want to get more specific.

UnluckyGenius 21

Tuesday 2 April 2013 21:51

YDI, I bet your poor boss was building a mansion on the side of a cliff and you dynamited the hell out of to send him into oblivion. Murderer!

chanellgymnast 17

Tuesday 2 April 2013 21:56

Shit just got real.

echo998 2

Tuesday 2 April 2013 22:33

I have to be one of the few who find this hilarious.

pwnman 33

Wednesday 3 April 2013 0:36

OP should grief his creations on a different account. But OP, if he does fire you, apply for a job, and if they need references, get them to call your boss. That way, they'll have a good laugh and add you to the crew.