Work: Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken...

By haileelouxxx - 22/08/2014 12:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

agreeclassic 45 641

vote type 1 5 432

Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

Dat ass

By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

agreeclassic 1 290

vote type 1 134

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

By sistermonster - 26/02/2014 09:45 - France - Salon-de-provence

Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML

agreeclassic 25 452

vote type 1 37 906

By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

agreeclassic 38 909

vote type 1 12 562

By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 14:30 - United States - Buffalo

Today, during a meeting with my boss, she explained she's giving me one more chance before she has to fire me. Her reason? I accidentally ordered chicken on a salad last week for a meeting and she feels my performance has gone down the tubes. FML

agreeclassic 2 854

vote type 1 232

Toxic workplace

By Screamingfirecracker - 15/08/2016 04:12 - Canada

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML

agreeclassic 14 253

vote type 1 904

By spreadburger - 21/11/2014 00:29 - United States - Tampa

Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML

agreeclassic 36 973

vote type 1 2 847

By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

agreeclassic 10 231

vote type 1 65 556

By fired - 13/05/2014 14:29 - United States - Millis

Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML

agreeclassic 51 747

vote type 1 4 477

By Anonymous - 03/02/2016 15:06 - United States - Ventura

Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML

agreeclassic 20 232

vote type 1 3 167

Very frustrating

By Anonymous - 18/01/2020 05:00

Today my Assistant Manager decided to pull a prank on me by walking up behind me and screaming my name. I screamed in terror and then swung around and punched him, full force, dead center in the chest, right in front of my supervisor, manager, and several other employees. FML

agreeclassic 2 454

vote type 1 277

Dreamsorrow93 24

Friday 22 August 2014 19:05

Least it wasn't human. I'm sure that would have been more awkward.

Welshite 39

Friday 22 August 2014 19:05

That must have been rather fowl.

Comments

missbrit818 20

Sunday 24 August 2014 7:19

Better than a hand

youdont 4

Sunday 24 August 2014 21:08

what did you do to get slapped

Karenzita23 5

Monday 25 August 2014 3:54

Is your boss Gordon Ramsay?

ParkwayDrive22 5

Monday 25 August 2014 5:02

Fake an injury and sue for big bucks.

slap_u_much 6

Monday 25 August 2014 13:28

Lol, why? I hope you washed your face afterwards

RainbyBelle 1

Monday 25 August 2014 16:58

Miley came in like a wrecking ball

ebrainer1 9

Monday 25 August 2014 21:16

Is your boss Gordon Ramsay?

MCIC 1

Tuesday 26 August 2014 5:39

HAHA

jlhask23 3

Tuesday 26 August 2014 18:44

lmfaoooo

violettetare 1

Wednesday 3 September 2014 19:32

Who do you work for, Gordon Ramsay?

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Today, I found out that the piece of vacant land I purchased for $20,000 is illegal to build a house on, due to acreage restrictions. Thank you, realtor. FML

agreeclassic 28 585

vote type 1 5 694

Today, my girlfriend went through my phone and computer and deleted all my videos and photos of my high school girlfriend, who died when she was only 16. Her excuse was that keeping those photos was emotional cheating. FML

agreeclassic 1 040

vote type 1 111

Today, I saw a girl walking to class by herself. I thought she was weird for not having any friends to walk with. Thats when I realized I was eating lunch by myself. In my car. FML

agreeclassic 12 165

vote type 1 42 721

Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML

agreeclassic 28 523

vote type 1 1 966

Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML

agreeclassic 49 155

vote type 1 4 438

Today, my girlfriend told me she was over her addiction and wished to quit cold turkey. I cancelled all my plans to stay home and support her. She didn't mean her tobacco addiction, no no. Her corn chip addiction. FML

agreeclassic 25 402

vote type 1 2 884