Work: Today, my boss gave me an "All You Need to Know About Grammar"...

By illiterate - 17/06/2011 04:16 - Australia

Today, my boss gave me an "All You Need to Know About Grammar" type book. FML

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By frustrated - 29/06/2011 12:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss yelled at me for ruining the report she was supposed to write with my "terrible spelling and grammar". I've checked it thoroughly, and all of her 'corrections' are wrong. She doesn’t believe me, and is refusing to look at a dictionary. FML

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By mommyfairy - 12/03/2011 08:34 - United States

Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML

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By anon_1996 - 08/05/2013 16:59 - United Kingdom - Haslemere

Today, my boss asked me to read through a document. I gave my feedback, saying it seemed like it had been written by an 8-year-old. Turns out it was in fact written by him. FML

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cynide 13

Friday 17 June 2011 11:49

it must be working because that sentence is correct. i think..

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Friday 17 June 2011 11:49

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Did you use it to write that sentence?

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