Work: Today, my boss and I were bragging about our new phones. I unlocked...

By Anonymous - 04/04/2016 22:46 - Switzerland

Today, my boss and I were bragging about our new phones. I unlocked mine to show its awesome display, and accidentally opened a job search app. FML

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Nobody cares about your new phones.

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