Intimacy: Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:14 - United States - Athens

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Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Rkikkas9713 25

Wednesday 22 April 2015 22:36

The only logical thing to do now is to **** his mother.

EvilLittleGirl 24

Wednesday 22 April 2015 22:34

when "yo momma" jokes are too realistic....

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goaliestud30 23

Wednesday 22 April 2015 23:31

Lol

ontheFLY4 25

Wednesday 22 April 2015 23:43

Is this a **** movie come true? If so, did your friend give you the web link? Just remember, it can always be worse!

udderbutter 15

Wednesday 22 April 2015 23:44

Yet you still call him your best friend

gabby_john_ 15

Wednesday 22 April 2015 23:44

"Yo momma so stupid I ****** her right in the pussy." Um hell no???

lmfao789 11

Wednesday 22 April 2015 23:51

Tell ya "best friend" that you are gonna be his future siblings dad

abNormal62 23

Thursday 23 April 2015 0:01

Better than saying guess who my stepdad is

esaliba 12

Thursday 23 April 2015 0:03

So he's an ex friend now

Joshawott 21

Thursday 23 April 2015 0:05

If your initial response to finding out wasn't to say "You ************", then you deserve it.

ashlin12321 9

Thursday 23 April 2015 0:09

Wow, no respect there whatsoever... I sure hope you mean ex-best friend, right?

tamesenicole 27

Thursday 23 April 2015 0:29

"Stiffler's mom!" Lol I'm sorry that was terrible

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