Miscellaneous: Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or...

By Noname - 03/02/2009 20:25 - United States

Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML

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By Fatlady43 - 19/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML

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Sunday 19 September 2010 1:21

Did YOUR niece ask you why you can't spell "grammar"?

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Monday 23 February 2009 3:16

tell her because your going to marry rich!

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