Love: Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped...

By Anonymous - 06/08/2010 16:34 - United States

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

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Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML

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thatonedame 6

Friday 6 August 2010 23:20

um. . . seriously?!? you need a new girlfriend. an actual adult.

fisheatsbear 6

Friday 6 August 2010 23:22

real men watch the notebook. AND cry when its over

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pingpongpenguin 3

Thursday 12 August 2010 4:55

Is cool?

pingpongpenguin 3

Thursday 12 August 2010 5:16

Yepp. My dinner, not yours.

pingpongpenguin 3

Thursday 12 August 2010 5:27

You have 5 dogs! Eat your own. But pug is the best ;)

pingpongpenguin 3

Thursday 12 August 2010 5:51

You ate them already?? :O lend me your barbeque sauce then! Why are we still talking on this old fml? Oh well, We're cool :)

pingpongpenguin 3

Thursday 12 August 2010 6:00

A quarter. Oh okay. That's a good enough reason :)

pingpongpenguin 3

Thursday 12 August 2010 6:21

Hm. Okay :D only because there's nothing in between 1/4 and 1/3.

pingpongpenguin 3

Thursday 12 August 2010 7:20

Sweet. Wait, you ate your dogs and never shared with me! :(

ShakeZula7 0

Friday 13 August 2010 6:19

Hahahaha, that's hilarious. I doubt she was seriously throwing a tantrum. She sounds like an awesome girl.

pingpongpenguin 3

Friday 13 August 2010 7:15

liar >:(

vampyrrpd 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 1:33

I totally would've left

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