Kids: Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has...

By icarlymom - 05/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML

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mordantennui 0

Friday 5 March 2010 16:13

that sounds like the lamest ways to get fired

Bob31_fml 4

Friday 5 March 2010 17:49

your daughter sounds like a high class individual.

Comments

jorgen94 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 0:22

anyways, she is 18 and likes icarly, first she must have a social problem and second, she is a ******* dumbass, tale an abort!

toto365 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 0:24

sereously that should go on mlia

MisterTwo 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 1:02

She deserves it

crazyy4eva07 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 1:25

thoes icarly toys were horribal.

ZeroMachine 3

Saturday 6 March 2010 1:41

Unless you're Red Forman you don't need to end every sentence with the word "dumbass."

potterwatch 0

Friday 6 August 2010 8:58

77- WIN

alannamartinez 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 1:43

hahaha she totally deserves it. i mean what 18 year old steals a fricken icarly toy haha.

MangeMoi_fml 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 2:13

First of all...iCarly is freakin vicious. Secondly, Yu definitely would not get fired for stealing kids' meals toys at a fast food place. They dont care if employees take them..fake ass FML.

MangeMoi_fml 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 2:19

An knight0748..you're the racist. Nobody said Mexican, it just said "guy who doesnt speak english..". But, yeah, you're right. The mopper-upper is always Mexican. >=]