Today, my 12-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter sprayed themselves...

By Stigmamma - 12/05/2019 04:00

Today, my 12-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter sprayed themselves with a ton of deodorant and perfume respectively. The two clouds of spray have combined into a noxious gas that slowly traveled through the house, giving everybody an instant, massive headache. Everybody, except my son and daughter. They think they smell great. FML

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timinator5000 28

Sunday 12 May 2019 13:33

I'll take that over BO at least.

Mal2003 17

Sunday 12 May 2019 16:31

Pretty sure that's when you discipline them

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timinator5000 28

Sunday 12 May 2019 13:33

I'll take that over BO at least.

Mal2003 17

Sunday 12 May 2019 16:31

Pretty sure that's when you discipline them

Mungolikecandy 19

Sunday 12 May 2019 19:17

On the bright side, I was in a supermarket yesterday and there was a chap who had such bad BO it made you gag from two aisles away, Now THAT was disgusting.