Facebook and Kids: Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because... - FML

By sourcandy013 - 21/11/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Monday 21 November 2011 9:11

11 year olds shouldnt have Facebook -.-

MwahFMLS 6

Monday 21 November 2011 9:18

Lock her out of the house and tell her she's not cool enough to be in there? Sorry, OP. Its all i got.

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iAirHeartz 10

Thursday 24 November 2011 6:28

Report her since she to young to be registered on Facebook, and when she asks what happened, just say, "I guess you're not cool enough to be on Facebook."

lilcatisawesome 7

Thursday 24 November 2011 7:38

Don't you have to be like thirteen to have a Facebook..??

Iheartchristmas 5

Thursday 24 November 2011 15:55

She is freakin' 11! She doesn't even need one. I'm 15 and I don't even have a Facebook... I have a Twitter!

sandra5897 0

Friday 25 November 2011 17:13

Happens when we get old

PYROxSYCO3 7

Sunday 27 November 2011 7:43

Who possibly gives a f***

dylanaxsom 1

Monday 28 November 2011 6:30

Hahaa! Exactly the same here. She only has 53 friends too. I have 1,096

ispt3ch 2

Friday 16 December 2011 6:04

Report her account to fb and have the account closed for being under 13? Just a thought :)

HotPink1123 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 2:14

Cool is a queer word anyway , you should have deleted her:L

russianraccoon 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 6:54

She's 11. You're reacting like an 11 year old would. Grow up

bassjames666 2

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:00

agreed with 153 report her, tell her " o ya im not cool enough well now you are alone in the world, mwahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!" then delete it

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