Health and Vacation: Today, just a day prior to my vacation starting, I learned that...

By Anonymous - 20/06/2019 12:41

Today, just a day prior to my vacation starting, I learned that my five-day "seasonal fever" is actually due to a blood infection from a bacteria. FML

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Thursday 20 June 2019 17:01

Well at least you found out before you left and ended up with sepsis in a foreign country that could've killed ya.

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gasp! sepsis! my biggest fear

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Charlie Given 26

Thursday 20 June 2019 17:01

Well at least you found out before you left and ended up with sepsis in a foreign country that could've killed ya.

alycion 38

Friday 21 June 2019 11:48

Even if it’s a bum around the house type of vacation, best to catch it early. That is nothing to mess with. Hope you get better fast op. But now you will at least live to enjoy other trips.