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By rene - 22/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML

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By nick - 24/07/2012 00:52 - United States - Palm Desert

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TheMadScientist 13

Monday 22 August 2011 23:00

Awesome kids!

takanuva0123 0

Monday 22 August 2011 23:01

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Comments

WHOWASTHEPHONE 10

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:16

Maybe they should "lose" something as well.

WhyMeMann 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:21

Happy Birthday!!!:D

princessari88 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:30

Lmaooooo

RealDjRatchet 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:32

That = punishment

ikickgingers 15

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:32

Gotta love kids.

kona314 1

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:34

It's the thought that counts?

Alexzmoo 5

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:35

Happy birthday

divadro102 16

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:36

Awww how cute.. Now, no cake for them

starsaregolden 11

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:38

At least they didn't give you the change they found in your purse via the toilet bowl.

eugenejiang 2

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:39

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