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By peopleinthepark - 30/05/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML

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awdorable 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:35

Oh, I'm sorry, that sucks. FYL. Next time, say 'POSITIVE' Feedback, that would be better, dude.

dearViena 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:37

people are always rude. don't mind them

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eastmanwolf 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:34

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Potato_Pi 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 12:37

At least they used the right your :-P

drunkandfml 11

Friday 7 December 2012 17:15

Well do you have a life?

crudeandrudeguy 29

Sunday 27 December 2015 23:33

Some people say you know they can't believe, Jamaica we have a bobsled team!!!!

awdorable 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:35

Oh, I'm sorry, that sucks. FYL. Next time, say 'POSITIVE' Feedback, that would be better, dude.

337294 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 8:35

I agree with her that really sucks

chrisbeaudoin 26

Saturday 10 October 2015 22:18

Only positive feedback isn't really gonna help you get better, as a guitarist myself someone telling you harsh feedback helps more because it tells you what kind of stuff to practice on and such