By Anonymous - 29/03/2017 14:00 - United States - Normal

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Today, it's the sixth day in a row my roommate has not left our dorm room. I miss jacking off. FML
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Konarika 11

There's no bathroom or anything? Even if you can't have any privacy, not masturbating for a few weeks won't kill you

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Konarika 11

There's no bathroom or anything? Even if you can't have any privacy, not masturbating for a few weeks won't kill you

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species4872 19

Unless you're 4 years old.

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species4872 19

For ***** sake, can you's fix it so replies go under the correct comment?

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azouwa 26

I wonder if he is thinking the same thing about you...

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sousaphonist 14

You got a good imagination? Go to the bathroom, let your favorite porno play in your head, do it there.

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RichardPencil 30

1. Check into a hotel 2. Jack off 3. Put your pants back on 4. Tell the front desk that you saw a rat in your room. 5. Get a refund and leave.

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raihothunder15 3

That's good one! ?

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kisapupcutie 7

just jack off in front of them maybe then they will leave lol its your room too

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daengh 15

...and hold eye contact while you're doing it...

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