Love: Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool...

By NosChersVoisins - 01/07/2014 04:55 - France - Bordeaux

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML

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dakid87 10

Tuesday 1 July 2014 17:27

Damn I'm sorry. Happy Birthday!!!

Cwizer 17

Tuesday 1 July 2014 17:28

Hey, he remembered!! That's good!

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Misoranomegami 16

Tuesday 1 July 2014 23:57

Still better than 'some stool and a rope'.

idiotsunited 4

Wednesday 2 July 2014 0:41

That is f*cked up.Happy Birthday!!!!!!

Saraishi 25

Wednesday 2 July 2014 0:58

Return them with a note saying they need it more than you. Happy birthday, OP :D

Witchylady 17

Wednesday 2 July 2014 0:59

Your neighbours are rude, insensitive and just plain nasty. I hope you have a great birthday.

kk2525 4

Wednesday 2 July 2014 1:01

When they gave them to you you should have said "i appreciate it but it looks like you need it more than i do."

i_h8t_everything 12

Wednesday 2 July 2014 1:03

#81 well, DUH!

DylanHasClass 17

Wednesday 2 July 2014 1:04

Looks like someone wants you gone

thegoldenbird 11

Wednesday 2 July 2014 1:05

Well don't use it. and HAPPY BIRTHDAAYYYYT!!!

mld4657 28

Wednesday 2 July 2014 1:21

happy birthday. now take that stuff with a dummy or mannequin and hang it from their tree

CAEDI 9

Wednesday 2 July 2014 1:27

Those are both incredibly useful. What's the issue?

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