Intimacy: Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted...

By KO - 12/10/2014 16:45 - United States

Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML

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Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML

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turdoblast 21

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:26

could've been worse. he could've accidentally headed your butt

ktm71125 19

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:25

Headbutt him back

Comments

Vickeh 15

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:35

FINISH HER!!!! Round 2, fight!

britt1033 4

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:49

made my night

therealjc_fml 14

Monday 13 October 2014 20:13

well played sir!

CuriousYel1ow 13

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:36

So it was almost mind-blowing sex?

The_Podfather 16

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:38

Talk about a... Mind ****

AcieMcG 21

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:42

I've had this happen to me, it definitely kills the mood.

whenitdidhappen 14

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:45

I guess that in a way,your husband feels your pain

pratikp03 22

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:50

Doesn't matter has sex.

3molliver3 16

Monday 13 October 2014 0:02

Doesn't matter had sex

thefrikinbat 8

Monday 13 October 2014 0:10

"Head"butt.

Enslaved 36

Monday 13 October 2014 0:13

Not the best way to give head!

Soggybuns123 10

Monday 13 October 2014 0:14

Assert your dominance. Head butt him back. Learn from our mountain goat brethren.

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