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By smh - 13/05/2012 22:30 - United States - Sacramento

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

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lylotrezor 20

Monday 14 May 2012 8:28

How are we supposed to feel sorry for you?

forever12 8

Monday 14 May 2012 8:28

Everyone's used to that sight.

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jgraham0218 5

Monday 14 May 2012 23:32

Wish I could have been there.

lebronsucks 3

Tuesday 15 May 2012 0:30

That was you!?

twinkiefeets 17

Tuesday 15 May 2012 0:39

Who hasn't been drunk n naked in front of a mcdonalds.

CanadianCutie22 16

Tuesday 15 May 2012 1:17

things we do when we're drunk ...

angela3825 1

Tuesday 15 May 2012 3:51

Ohhh so that's who it was!!! :D

kiki122012 5

Tuesday 15 May 2012 4:51

Holy crap, that was you?!?! My parents laughed at you then. Haha but YDI.

carolenaa 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 6:50

Hahahahhaha oh totally xD

OMGLMFAOFML 2

Tuesday 15 May 2012 7:37

HAHAHA OMG thats funny !!!! u should do it again

vampiresam9097 5

Tuesday 15 May 2012 7:47

Nah we have tons of homeless people at our McDonalds

The_Terminator 2

Tuesday 15 May 2012 8:26

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