Miscellaneous: Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with....

By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 21:35 - United Kingdom - Stourport

Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML

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By Rhea - 28/10/2009 11:00 - Australia

Today, I won a raffle organised by a friend. I discovered one of the "prizes" was actually a present that I had given to her, that she had "loved". When I asked her where she had gotten it, she said, "Oh, just some crap someone gave me once." She didn't even remember that I had given it to her. FML

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Thursday 26 November 2015 10:53

Be a good sport, take a homeless person or someone who would need that meal..

KatieJBabe 27

Thursday 26 November 2015 10:43

More for you!

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MooseKnuckle503 11

Thursday 26 November 2015 23:06

Order two things you want. One for you & the other for your "girl" that isn't going to show up then take "hers" home.

rhiley 26

Thursday 26 November 2015 23:23

more for yourself tho

tiredofwaiting 25

Thursday 26 November 2015 23:58

I'd go with you. I always wanted to go the UK.

that_guy31 12

Friday 27 November 2015 2:34

blows

danairis27 9

Friday 27 November 2015 6:42

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

opiate_ape 10

Friday 27 November 2015 7:04

Give it to someone in need

Goblin182 26

Friday 27 November 2015 13:14

Eat one meal, take the other to go.

AletheDefender 15

Saturday 28 November 2015 3:40

Saaaaame

jvanevery 19

Saturday 28 November 2015 19:00

been there done that it sucks

CosmicGenius 10

Sunday 29 November 2015 2:14

Take your mom.

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