Money: Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last...

By fnfantastic - 04/11/2012 16:37 - United States - Warsaw

Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last night while drunk. According to my credit card summary I made a $270 purchase from a home shopping channel. I guess in 5-7 days I'll find out what it was. FML

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Comments

sinfullangel 0

Monday 5 November 2012 5:51

You sooo have to tell us what it is!!!

shawnagreenbean1 9

Monday 5 November 2012 6:19

Ahahahaha you better come back and tell us what it was!

Blueskiesforme 10

Monday 5 November 2012 7:48

If you noticed the next morning why didn't you just call them and cancel the order before it shipped? If it already shipped I'm sure you can return it.