Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period.... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

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renaet 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 23:32

At least your not pregnant :]

magaliwoodrock 19

Thursday 25 November 2010 23:24

WOW, That really sucks

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tribridags 0

Friday 26 November 2010 1:19

stfu britney

kyarush 10

Friday 26 November 2010 1:40

YDI for being a party girl.

twi4eva789 0

Friday 26 November 2010 1:56

sounds like Brittany spears to me...

colombiancartel 0

Friday 26 November 2010 2:02

Thats normal in florida.

mattyboy1989 0

Friday 26 November 2010 2:02

damn that must of been a hardcore night!! love it!!

lemonypower 6

Friday 26 November 2010 2:05

hmmm Happy thanksgiving!!

Judus_beej 0

Friday 26 November 2010 2:08

ydi for getting drunk at a neonazi rally. now you will forever be known as the drunkin skinhead.

Zmeilerr 22

Friday 26 November 2010 2:10

That's what happens when you binge drink... You should be careful because your health and your safety is at risk. Plus all the stupid shit people do to you when you're passed out.

b1krd00d 3

Friday 26 November 2010 2:20

wow you make britney spears proud

TeaWrecks 0

Friday 26 November 2010 2:51

Why the hell were you drinking before you hit puberty?

Kua_Mei 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 0:20

It's not like it's her first period. It happens every month; shocking, isn't it?

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