Intimacy: Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said...

By leftwardfoil - 19/08/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML

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Friday 19 August 2011 12:08

scratch and sniff. ;)

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Friday 19 August 2011 12:11

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Comments

Majstr 23

Friday 19 August 2011 12:59

Someone's roommate is gay and it's not mine.

bobthemarley 6

Saturday 20 August 2011 1:22

Dont be so sure.....

sara_saturday 5

Friday 19 August 2011 13:05

or maybe that will entice creepy mc creeperson

laurenzo16 0

Friday 19 August 2011 13:08

Time to move!

HungerGames95 13

Friday 19 August 2011 15:15

haha! love ur pic! xD

ljbgamer 1

Friday 19 August 2011 13:11

Mmm skid marks ?

jking54 0

Friday 19 August 2011 13:12

kinky

brianod 0

Friday 19 August 2011 13:12

poke his eye out with your dick

disco2466 8

Friday 19 August 2011 13:17

they did smell nice though.

hailphire130 0

Friday 19 August 2011 13:17

Damn. I can't thumb up Alan's comment.

gchartier90 0

Friday 19 August 2011 13:21

Take it as a compliment. It's a nice gesture it means he thinks you have good hygene

Legendslayer222 26

Friday 19 August 2011 13:22

What? Was he planning on borrowing them later when you were still wearing them, too?

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