Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in...

By Anonymous - 07/01/2014 21:24 - United States

Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML

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Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:04

Jesus Christ, that's scary.

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At least she wasn't sacrificing you to Satan.

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anthony99 14

Wednesday 5 February 2014 3:31

And by "baptize" do you mean "jerk off onto?"

darkfireflame 15

Saturday 15 February 2014 16:37

"Well excuse me for trying to sneak you into heaven."

Artures_way1 23

Sunday 15 June 2014 3:51

Pretend to be a satanist.

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Thursday 7 May 2015 22:43

LOL I bet he was like holding his hands up "may Jesus guide you"

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