Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine....

By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 03:09 - Canada

Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in my bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML

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caancoha 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 9:06

Oh, look. He's watching you sleep.

IMB916 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 9:16

YDI for having such bad taste in men.

Comments

daydreamstar 7

Sunday 27 December 2009 11:51

seriously wheres a category for Twilight so we dont have to deal with crazed fanatics? both pro and anti??

Dont_Explain 3

Sunday 27 December 2009 11:53

You own a Robert Pattinson pillowcase?... YDI, seriously. Unless he is dressed as Cedric Diggory and you hate Twilight, You deserve to be put in a coma.

xxERINxx 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:21

you deserve it for being so sad as to have robert pattinson on your pillowcase, loser.

Ireplywith_memes 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:42

YDI for not having a Chuck Norris pillowcase instead.

24788 6

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:48

Robbert patterson is the guy in Twilight lolz. I had to Google that to figure out who he even was. Why do people buy these kind of things?

twitchyyy 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:51

JUST LMFAO!! ohh om gawd that sucks ass!! im sorry that happened haha.

koolitaliano 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 13:01

ydi for being such a fan of a crap movie... unfortunately you didn't go in a coma....

rub_a_dub_dub 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 13:05

Why is your bed 4 feet tall? O.o And why would you even want to have a pillow with a face of some guy on it?! O.o;;

Broeman 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 13:21

That is just... depressing, but then again, YDI for owning a Robert Pattinson pillowcase, which makes me feel pity for you and that you suck at the same time.