Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML - FML

By whoslade - 28/06/2012 17:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML

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kgurlswag 9

Thursday 28 June 2012 22:36

Am I the only one wondering why?!

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 28 June 2012 22:39

Why? Who? Where? How? Why: You have no luck (hence the FML) Who: A turtle named Henry (the attacker) Where: Probably a bed of sorts How: Falcon punch by Henry's flipper. All questions answered.

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makenzie1322 0

Friday 29 June 2012 22:04

Oh my goodness. Why? And I'm sorry that you did, I hope you are okay! :)

leoncheesecake 5

Friday 29 June 2012 23:12

Double punch to the nuts!!!!!

demonpyro 4

Saturday 30 June 2012 3:29

Was it a pleasant punch to the balls?

makenzie1322 0

Thursday 5 July 2012 19:38

I don't thanks any hit to the balls would be pleasant to a gay... Just sayin.

leopardeye 0

Saturday 30 June 2012 5:50

Good name for a song. "A Punch in the Balls"

Elpodolsky 1

Saturday 30 June 2012 18:54

My condolences for your unborn child mate! Why would somone wish you that bad?

CooganLee 0

Monday 2 July 2012 0:08

Oh dear that must have hurt! Why did it happen?

someguy314159265 15

Monday 2 July 2012 6:56

Details, please? I can't tell whether you deserved it or not.

whosladygaga 7

Friday 3 August 2012 6:04

The culprit did not have a reason, the person just felt like being a dick.

ropeandneck 7

Tuesday 27 November 2012 3:48

once I woke up with an arrow in the knee... :/

Nederlander95 14

Sunday 3 November 2013 18:22

This needs a follow up.

ryanvoiselle 5

Friday 1 August 2014 3:53

Enough said

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