Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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Wednesday 11 May 2011 18:46

GET IN MAH BELLY!

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jess6blondie9 2

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:14

I do that all the time.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:16

The late great George Carlin had some great advice on how to deal with this very situation. Drown your cereal by throwing fruit at it.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:25

Whoops...I guess the first comment I made wasn't deleted after all :x wtf

detolicious 2

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:21

cereal killer :o

mrkite64 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:22

your abused wife appreciates it.

cowboyup1 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:30

thats pretty pissed off.

whosechairisthat 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:37

i been there.

Alekyork 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:42

F your cereal's life. :'(

XxbrokeNCYDExX 6

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:42

You should have recorded it

sandmancometh 3

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:44

woo sawwwwww

writergirl23 19

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:50

yeahh ... talking to yourself is ... nah I don't need to say.

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