Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

agreeclassic 38 291

vote type 1 16 331

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

By Cowgirl_Up37 - 02/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

agreeclassic 12 834

vote type 1 48 077

By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

agreeclassic 7 707

vote type 1 5 563

HOW COULD YOU?

By mylifesuckssss - 09/10/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

agreeclassic 31 970

vote type 1 5 951

By themcdave - 19/05/2012 08:03 - United Kingdom - Cranfield

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

agreeclassic 25 608

vote type 1 4 561

Bad boy

By Anonymous - 22/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML

agreeclassic 415

vote type 1 246

By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

agreeclassic 34 420

vote type 1 3 836

What am I doing with my life?

By KasSmoke - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Justin

Today, I was flipping out because I couldn't find my wallet, and after several hours of cussing myself out, I went downstairs to make breakfast. I poured cereal into my bowl and my wallet flopped out with the Honey Nut Cheerios. I need to stop drinking. FML

agreeclassic 25 441

vote type 1 38 399

Cereal killer

By Anonymous - 26/10/2013 18:40 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her, "goddamn fucking Cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML

agreeclassic 36 106

vote type 1 4 207

By Fillifilo - 18/04/2012 04:38 - France

Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML

agreeclassic 25 796

vote type 1 3 814

Freakout

By Anonymous - 06/08/2013 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML

agreeclassic 50 302

vote type 1 9 824

enonymous 8

Wednesday 11 May 2011 18:46

GET IN MAH BELLY!

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 11 May 2011 18:46

hey froot loops, SHUT UP

Comments

toottoot2 0

Monday 9 January 2012 5:36

Thats not awkward at all -.-

keeks46 12

Tuesday 10 January 2012 4:56

You suck, total.

KRiddle 15

Tuesday 20 March 2012 1:30

What the **** did that cereal ever do to you?!

atomicflounder 2

Saturday 1 September 2012 15:00

That's why the spoon goes in the bowl

hurrican_fml 0

Monday 8 October 2012 0:01

calm down, What did the cereal do this time?

doglover100 28

Wednesday 6 March 2013 19:23

I think we all have yelled at inanimate objects.

LissaMccracken 23

Sunday 23 June 2013 14:00

Haha what'd your cereal do wrong?

____Dubs____ 4

Sunday 16 February 2014 1:30

Said everyone ever.

paolino_fml 18

Monday 29 December 2014 16:33

I feel you

pinkstardust 9

Sunday 9 August 2015 20:46

Poor cereal

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Today, I was in bed next to the boy I loved, he had just came and passed out immediately afterwards. I reached over to look at my phone but grabbed his instead and saw a text message from his ex-girlfriend that read "I love you too." FML

agreeclassic 51 480

vote type 1 4 109

Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML

agreeclassic 44 632

vote type 1 8 933

Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

agreeclassic 59 391

vote type 1 3 762

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

agreeclassic 53 310

vote type 1 3 087

Today, I took a flight from Seattle to Oregon but missed my flight back home to California because the flight attendant came in late and delayed our flight take off time. Then I was told the only way to get California was to go back to Seattle and fly to California from there. FML

agreeclassic 1 928

vote type 1 136

Today, my eldest son keeps threatening to run away, and I found out that his sister is encouraging him, because she recently found out what ”inheritance” means, and thinks she’ll get more if he’s gone, or at the very least she can have his bigger bedroom and all his cool stuff. FML

agreeclassic 1 080

vote type 1 182