Transportation: Today, I woke up and found that someone had taken a dump on my... - FML

By flying_vegan - 06/12/2009 13:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and found that someone had taken a dump on my car. They'd apparently felt bad about it, as they'd then keyed "sorry" into the door. FML

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Tuesday 8 December 2009 10:04

This was in Hoxton, in London...

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flying_vegan 0

Monday 7 December 2009 3:06

Yeah, I probably deserved it for my charity marathon runs, helping the homeless and rescuing animals. Wow, I'm a complete bastard... It's a good thing they don't know about my donations to children's hospitals or homegrown organic vegetables or I'd probably be deserving of a stabbing...

shadesofgrey 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 20:39

I like how the "apology" did more damage than what they're apologizing for.

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brinahmenah823 0

Monday 14 December 2009 2:26

hahaa thankx reading this was fun, but i feel like i have no life cuz it made my day... oh well.

t_fangz 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 12:06

This might be my favorite fml I've read so far.

Spladow 0

Monday 28 December 2009 8:25

this is prbrably thee best one so far.. had me dying!

Geicogecko 2

Friday 12 March 2010 5:21

AWESOME!!!!!

AnnaBooLuvzYou 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 0:46

awkward

Tummy_tumble 0

Monday 19 April 2010 6:44

Atleast it wasn't IN your car.

PandaBear492 0

Monday 14 June 2010 1:54

You did something, to piss someone off. Haha!

Softballsam11 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 9:16

Gross! That sucsk im sorry OP.

sea333 3

Sunday 24 April 2011 9:26

you must not be too popular

xrudeboyrock 29

Monday 3 December 2012 4:53

I have a VERY strong hunch that they were either drunk or high. Sorry to hear it, though, OP

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