Health: Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend... - FML

By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

ThatSceneKid1313 9

Tuesday 31 January 2012 15:54

At least you can keep him company now.

iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 31 January 2012 15:55

You can sing each other love songs across the hallways. We'll call it Hospital Musical.

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starwind3438 9

Wednesday 1 February 2012 15:19

MOST is the key word in your sentence 83. Therefore meaning she might not have know. Good job contradicting yourself numbskull.

MRone11 0

Monday 13 February 2012 12:05

No better place to get hurt than the hospital.

Axipiter 24

Tuesday 13 March 2012 5:58

I sure do. Getting my leg packed EVERY DAY after a dog ate part of my leg!

Axipiter 24

Tuesday 13 March 2012 6:01

Sorry, was meant to be a reply to the comment about wound care nurses haha.

amisenho 11

Friday 12 April 2013 22:15

Ironically, the EMS will *still* take 30 minutes to get to you.

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