Money: Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred... - FML

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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JillianlikesVogu 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 1:41

Why do people use the word 'retard' in that way? YDI for being ignorant and cruel.

ladybunny 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 1:40

haaa karma bit you in the ass big time

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evilcartman 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:54

haha tard!!! but wtf call your friend and get it back.

Xavi89 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:56

haha! what a dumb ass!

Mere155 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:58

Gud job retard

hcovballer247 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:58

retard

stephtalbot 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 3:00

wow is all I'm going to say for being sooooooo stupid YDI seriously

bigbadtim 7

Sunday 10 October 2010 3:03

Karma.

superseriousxP 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 3:55

wow how do you just drop an $100 bill

vietboi 4

Sunday 10 October 2010 3:59

be more careful next time -.-

welldeserved 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 4:07

KARMA BITCH! KARRRMMMAAAAA

nemonik 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 4:50

next time carry a credit card !!

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