Love, Pranks and Miscellaneous: Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and... - FML

By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 13:35 - Canada

Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML

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DeathShad0 1

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:03

What an ass thing to do.

SettoFail 9

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:05

That is ****** up your sisiters a bitch.

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still_guns 16

Wednesday 20 February 2013 17:27

hope you went apeshit at her

Chris93Jones 20

Thursday 31 October 2013 16:23

either way, 2 month's isn't that bad, but try to explain to the person.

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