Miscellaneous: Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer... - FML

By thatgirl17 - 31/08/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML

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007type 26

Friday 31 August 2012 12:07

Oh, SNAP...!

imsosleepy 9

Friday 31 August 2012 12:05

Hope your boss bought you a new bra

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pharmacy 1

Sunday 2 September 2012 22:00

Big *******.

WTFreversed 5

Monday 3 September 2012 8:51

You only have one bra?

hiandrews69 29

Saturday 2 February 2013 6:22

Tie that shit up in the meanwhile.

georgia_pine 15

Saturday 26 March 2016 21:54

honey, it's at this point you ask for raise!

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