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By FlorenceD - 12/08/2012 04:34 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was walking up some stairs and heard a noise as if someone was following me. The faster I went, the louder the noise got. I was too scared to realize that it was just my thighs causing my jeans to chafe. FML

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Sunday 12 August 2012 12:27

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alshygirl 14

Sunday 12 August 2012 13:37

Thighs rubbing together does NOT mean you're overweight. You could just be a pear shape but be a perfectly healthy weight. Not everyone is built like Barbie. Edit: actually I'm not sure anyone is truly built like Barbie but you get the point