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By lyinginbed - 04/06/2016 19:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML

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Love is in the air. Better get out the Benedryl.

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Don't bee too mad about it

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emeraldarcher74 30

Wednesday 8 June 2016 0:29

Poor beedryl.

ShadowLurk 8

Wednesday 8 June 2016 0:54

Bees scared me like hell so thanks for the nighmares. I'll never try to sniff flowers :S

Sagaz 1

Wednesday 8 June 2016 22:42

Are you sure you're not a cartoon?

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 13 June 2016 18:39

"Your friend," said Eeyore, "appears to have bitten on a bee."

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