By dude - 24/03/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML
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Honestly, have you not learned to never take out your wallet or show how much cash you have on the streets? Thats just basic.

Bubs_fml 0

Gotta watch out for that Falcon Punch. Even homeless women can do it.

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alloutbaseball 0

and ya i agreed with #69 this dude is a liar and #70 don't get butthurt.. i mean she is a 5 0" BUM she can't be strong (pending that this story is real) thus the 6 2" dude is either a skinny 6 2" 140lb weak panzy or he's just a weak panzy and just fyi even if you are a green belt, reach, size and strength plays a huge factor in a fight

ChelseaAnn08 0

I had to vote you deserved it. Basic street smarts...you NEVER expose your wallet and/or cash. Dumbass.

ok u got own by a female bum that is 1 foot smaller than u, how did she hit u ? i guess she had to jump to get u or she got a stair, anyhow u got really slow reflex and if i were u i would call willie wonka and tell him that his worker hited me then i will proceed with suing him. PS: the rebelion of the ompalompa bums and they are meaner than ever before.

wanderingmaiden 0

#72 its not that important about the hight, i am 5' 9 and i weight 140 and i am a black belt in kung fu and almost a moe thai master, and have beat people bigger than me in weigth and size. remember this a fighter's strength and abilities comes from his head not from his sizes and muscles. appearandes can be deceiving.

Slightmisshap 0

Voting YDI because you were walking around with $200 cash stuffed in your wallet.

I know a bum who smells like pee, he is my friend, I call him Perry even though his name is Fred :(

What did she do? Headbutt your nuts? Real sorry bout that (must suck like crazy) but man.. This is just way too funny...