Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking...

By ChloeisaDoll - 21/07/2019 06:01

Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML

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Sunday 21 July 2019 6:33

He didn't turn out to be said brother, did he?

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Unless they have proof, I'd just assume they are crazy.

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skippydoda 32

Sunday 21 July 2019 6:21

Unless they have proof, I'd just assume they are crazy.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 21 July 2019 6:33

He didn't turn out to be said brother, did he?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 21 July 2019 8:24

Was the stranger Rod Serling or Jordan Peele? Sounds like a Twilight Zone character.

JordanDempsey 20

Sunday 28 July 2019 22:01

Sounds like the plot to Anasi Boys

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