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By jill - 25/02/2014 16:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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Wednesday 26 February 2014 2:02

Mentioning your sister probably got his gear box running.

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1jordan1 11

Saturday 1 March 2014 10:30

Your boyfriends an asshole. I really hope you dump him. I hate pricks like that.

punkbunny89 1

Sunday 2 March 2014 2:07

wow OP, sorry your boyfriend is such a jerk...He could have at least waited until you were finished talking...

magicstar49er 5

Tuesday 4 March 2014 20:34

Punch him n leave

REAPEROFDC 7

Tuesday 4 March 2014 22:02

Umm sounds like he go a thing for ur sister starting drama, might wanna look into that

Munchlax11 7

Wednesday 12 March 2014 9:19

*exboyfriend I hope like damn that's immature

nichtkatze 1

Friday 14 March 2014 0:43

should have just helped him and went back to your story

Door_Productions 19

Friday 18 April 2014 9:49

Sounds like he hasn't had much excitement lately.

SupremeLeader00 9

Friday 25 April 2014 23:46

That escalated quickly.

Efrizzles 4

Saturday 21 June 2014 18:42

That's one thing I wouldn't want to happen. I would've slapped him on the spot.

moot_chan 18

Monday 8 December 2014 0:58

Follow up to say ex?

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