Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

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CassT 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:21

Wow.. I've heard of singing in the shower, but...

gonzi_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:22

old mcdonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O. YDI

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fucknsamantha 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 8:15

Dude how fuckn lame!! Lmfao

nxkftw 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 8:16

LOL. LOL LOL

alex_is_awesome 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 8:22

Baaaa

shaniqualee 2

Saturday 6 June 2009 8:30

You should've just taken off your towel and said, "Bang me pussy

Dragodon64 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 8:46

Ha, thats pretty funny, but don't expect people not to laugh at you for stuff like that.

car6435 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 8:55

if ur a guy. they thought u got raped by a horse.

thabeast 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 8:56

youtube?

jowong 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:00

Hahaha! And you and how old???

blackmissles 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:11

Ok how the he'll did they all get in

nodbor 11

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:23

do they now call you Dolittle?

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