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By El Stupido - 12/06/2011 13:51 - Australia

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

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Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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Sunday 12 June 2011 19:05

You didn't notice the other moving cars around you? You, sir, lack intelligence.

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Epic fail.

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brandy_Dandy78 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 21:44

Hahaha that's awesome stupid!!

chimcharx3 15

Sunday 12 June 2011 21:48

I have a question. are you naturally blonde?

iRiS890 5

Sunday 12 June 2011 22:25

Don't lump me in with this guy! I would never have waited that long before realizing it was parked. 7 minutes max.

StreetBikeGuy86 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 21:49

hahahahahahaha!

Blue87 4

Sunday 12 June 2011 21:52

lol u must have felt really stupid when u realized it

brandy_Dandy78 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 21:57

Hahaha that's awesome stupid!!

imnotcraZ 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 22:03

let me guess your hair color!

ksmommy 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 22:24

lol :-)

blindntx 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 22:27

dumb ass

sky22_fml 7

Sunday 12 June 2011 22:42

Did you notice other passing cars!?!?

Zuuk 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 22:43

Smartttt.....

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