Love: Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 06:10 - United States

Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML

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laurabev 9

Saturday 22 October 2011 12:16

Why would you suck on his fingers??

peete182 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 12:20

Dont suck things that have been holding hamsters

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hyden121 2

Sunday 23 October 2011 8:24

You did not notice anything strange when you started sucking on his fingers?

lizard399 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 8:31

You deserved that.. and it made me laugh. You dummyyy, seriously?

babypookerooni 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 9:34

That's supposed to be cute???...

rastafunk 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 21:38

Ew sucking fingers?

thejedi08 10

Monday 24 October 2011 0:35

i was about to say "define hamster" til i saw the second part... YDI!

Allyrocks113000 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 18:45

Lol, nice way to think :P

coolcat10 0

Monday 24 October 2011 4:48

Why is he sticking his fingers in pee?

Pslcybn5 7

Monday 24 October 2011 4:55

And now you know how bad it tastes!

sassyangel24 0

Monday 24 October 2011 5:46

How. The. ****. Is. That. Cute? I mean your boyfriend just wanted to show you how bad it smelled, you wanted to tell him how bad it tasted.

jwktheman 6

Tuesday 25 October 2011 16:26

who the f*** thinks its cute to suck someones fingers, this isn't an fml its a fail

superpoptart 24

Wednesday 26 October 2011 7:54

How the hell is sucking fingers cute...

kitsune3 20

Saturday 5 November 2011 23:47

Because a lot of guys get turned on by having their fingers sucked. It reminds them of the feeling of having something ELSE sucked...

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