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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

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"stop hitting yourself"

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Heather_Eve 5

Thursday 8 November 2012 3:13

What goes around comes around!

nickyjp 17

Sunday 30 December 2012 1:39

You know what they say "what goes around comes around"...

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Saturday 13 September 2014 3:43

What goes around comes around...

RageWolf16 31

Monday 29 September 2014 3:39

This is such a classic and literal example of karma that I'm basically speechless

trevore24 4

Tuesday 29 December 2015 17:25

What goes around comes around, especially when its tied to a pole and has a 100% chance to end up back at you

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