By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
I agree, your life sucks 176
You deserved it 989
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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

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orangerocker26 0

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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HeyThereGorgeous 0

Dude that cat will be scarred fir life!!!!!!

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silvermoonstar3 3

Unlike #2, I hope they ARE all scratched up. Serves you right for being a jerk.

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HeyThereGorgeous 0

@#41 ... Your the idiot here!!!!!

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HeartlessxBitch 0

agreed with #53 the last thing we need on this planet is more idiot kitten farters... XDDDDD

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lab2lb 0

HAAAAA kitten = win! :)) YDI for getting your ability to have children taken away from a kitten.. and farting on a kitten..

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lab2lb 0

HAAAAA kitten = win! :)) YDI for getting your ability to have children taken away from a kitten.. and farting on a kitten..

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Mr_Positive 3

if you have any...cause you dont need them to hurt little kittens

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Walt_1990 3

karma's a B^*^# isn't it lol. YDI.

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