By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

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orangerocker26 0

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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cinderella_smile 0

thats what you get for farting in a kittens face. you got what you deserved

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Moooshie 0

I, hope you can't have kids. I actually hope you can't perform sexually at all. Yeah, cause a kitten would totally get the joke and laugh hysterically. Or you're a disgusting dude and need to stop harassing poor animals. Have fun with your balls. ;)

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candy_cane_child 0

I have never in my life laughed so hard at a FML as I did this one.

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jarrettk 0

You are disgusting. I hope that kitten disenabled you to have children. Seriously. You're gross.

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Crazy_Cookie 4

LMFAO. I bet it hurt. ROFL Sorry, I'm not laughing that it hurt, just that your cat's funny haha.

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minime33567 0

oh shit cat clawz ****** hutrt r u ok lol

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bluedevil27 0

Your ******* weird

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verycherry941 0

thats what you get for being a ******** to the kitty

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