Embarrassing and Transportation: Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down...

By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML

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kyleenstar 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:38

Your life is AWESOME. Go Grandma!

bbi5291 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:37

Why is this a FML?

Comments

bigmister 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 8:18

Not an FML. If anything it'll open up conversation and flirting.

sef38 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 15:14

i think that's cute

fmltiligothigh 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 21:51

not a fml, you have a awesome grandma

Chillguy86 1

Tuesday 12 October 2010 7:48

Your grandma is made of nothing but win. I put ydi because it is so not an fml when granny takes wingman duties and puts you right next to a cute guy for a flight.