Intimacy: Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed...

By sadinthesack - 31/08/2009 18:56 - United States

Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML

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Monday 31 August 2009 23:13

minute man, I CHOOSE YOU!

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relax dont do it! when you want to come!

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Picolli 6

Wednesday 27 June 2012 11:56

PINCH THE TIP! PINCH THE TIP!!

ibforever 3

Wednesday 15 August 2012 4:55

As if the half a minute counts

Bravehooves 7

Wednesday 15 October 2014 11:14

Hey, lasted longer than me xD

dreadlocmask 15

Sunday 10 May 2015 14:47

Must be a personal best for you

withered 30

Tuesday 5 July 2016 12:27

FHL.

TooTall0231 9

Thursday 3 October 2019 20:45

I didn't realize lasting longer than 20 minutes was a more common problem than not. I've never had that problem and I'm 28.

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