Love: Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic,...

By allgassedout - 04/01/2015 00:23 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML

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Sunday 4 January 2015 9:20

I love it when stereotypical gender roles get reversed

NebulaNick 12

Sunday 4 January 2015 9:18

Fire back

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_DeathsMelody_ 10

Monday 5 January 2015 10:26

you live in the South, I presume

taylorzgoines 16

Monday 5 January 2015 14:11

OP you two are ready for marriage

sparxva 12

Monday 5 January 2015 15:16

She's a keeper!! :-) Seriously though, she's your girlfriend, so this is what you picked for yourself. Your choice, deal with it or change your choice.

seeoseek 18

Monday 5 January 2015 19:53

She is a keeper!

rachel8234 3

Monday 5 January 2015 20:44

i would say shes a cool chick like everyone else did but.... nah thats not cool. op clearly didnt like that. she didnt excuse herself or anything... thats nasty.