Animals: Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener...

By Noname - 02/02/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener dog, and fell asleep on the couch. The dog climbed onto my shoulders and rested behind my head like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until she farted right in my left ear. FML

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Today, my husband compared me to his parents' dog. Why? Because when I sleep, I fart and scare myself awake. Just like his parents' dog. FML

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By aaalias34 - 26/02/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML

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By phillyfan4life - 21/02/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

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By Brinty - 16/09/2009 02:43 - Australia

Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML

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malarky 0

Monday 2 March 2009 7:19

i seriously lol'd when i read that.

tiki_92090 0

Friday 13 February 2009 7:08

that is all dachshunds do. :)

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Euro_2 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 5:34

lol..that's cute my dog does that all the time, they just know when the moment is right

OhGodNotAnother1 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 2:59

ew I would have given the dog it's least favorite treat after that...

Nitsuaaa 6

Wednesday 16 June 2010 23:01

ahahahahaha. awesome.

Bullet4MyChemaMo 12

Wednesday 28 April 2010 18:40

Your left ear? Well, dang! FYL indeed. If it was your right ear it wouldn't have mattered, but your LEFT ear? Now THAT sucks.

RyGan 0

Friday 28 May 2010 4:08

you make me "lol" =D

crazy_lil_thing 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 6:33

haha! that's frickin great.

skyttlz 32

Sunday 18 July 2010 6:15

#18 made me laugh

rzbt21 0

Monday 30 August 2010 7:42

because you TOTALLY smell from your left ear

lailax3 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:37

awwwww :)

lemonlife 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 22:58

at least you have friends

TriAft 4

Thursday 17 March 2011 2:10

I still think that's cute. ^.^

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