Transportation: Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver...

By ttsutaoka - 11/07/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

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By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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kirbz 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:08

it's like if your passing the sign and you say I ain't stopping then the signs like BITCH YOUR GONNA STOP and hits you in the face XD

pokemonGINGA 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:11

I think the sign's life is pretty ****** right now too...

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mishag 0

Friday 2 October 2009 4:43

LULZ

mystic_star 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 15:11

haha that's funny, this is a really good fml

iP00PonN00bz 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 6:26

challenge completed: dominoes +1500

Stefenatefun 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 3:34

Lmfao

kittehkat87 4

Tuesday 15 February 2011 15:36

The "you totally deserved it" is 1337 XD

Hopcastyle 3

Friday 8 April 2011 10:09

.... And now I'll be paranoid anytime I'm even close to a stop sign...

donut_gurl 8

Friday 30 March 2012 17:54

I don't get why people are sayind you deserve it, but it's pretty funny

AndisfunE 1

Sunday 29 December 2013 17:37

*passersby

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