Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide...

By fartmaster - 22/04/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

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fhqwhgads94 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:02

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:16

I would be one of the people struggling not to laugh. That was perfectly timed.

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Cowtown_Hick 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 8:41

/win

Tick_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 15:04

pffb hahahahhahaaa! that's funny as shit!

Sakura_Haruno 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 23:04

HAHA. That's pretty ******* epic, you know.

livvyylou 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:24

i cannot stop laughing(: the comments are just as funny as the FML. i would of laughed my ass off if i was there

beastie2113 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:48

haha. Nah, dude. That's just funny!

Talkative1 0

Monday 27 April 2009 3:22

At least it was dark!

skittlesxmonster 5

Monday 27 April 2009 5:55

if it echoed that would even be more amazing

saintpat22 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:45

if only you were a thirteen year old boy again... that wouldve made your day

24788 6

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:09

At least he had no idea who it was.

24788 6

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:09

At least he had no idea who is was.

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